Worst insult you've suffered from someone who didn't even mean it as an insult

[thehustler]

I'll go first: "Daddy, why don't you use your weights any more? Is it because you got fat?"

Damn little ones are fucking brutal

 

[michael777]

"You don't look like a gambler "

 

[RayFinkel]

"Wow that's very impressive sir...but can you get off the manaquin and put your pants on"

Employee at Ikea.